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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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