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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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