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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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