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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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