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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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