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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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