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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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