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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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