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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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