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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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