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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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