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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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