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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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