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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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