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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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