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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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