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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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