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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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