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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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