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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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