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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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