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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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