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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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