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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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