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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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