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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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