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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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