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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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