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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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