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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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