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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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