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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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