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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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