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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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