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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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