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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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