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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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