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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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