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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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