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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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