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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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