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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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