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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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