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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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