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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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