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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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