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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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