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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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