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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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