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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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