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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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