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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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