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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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