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Pet death

My aunt Clarabelle had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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